Immediately I saw this I said, I have to share.
Will try my best to translate, but the beauty lies within my mother tongue (Setswana) partially you will see some Sotho, but nonetheless let us get into the crux of things.
1. Please, manala a be short kaofela. Has to have short nails.
2. No white Shoes
3. No leather ya di-patch No leather pants, jacket, anything in patches.
4. A ska driver Midge,Sentra or Camry Don’t drive these cars. (Midge, Sentra, Camry)
5. A ska apara tradition He shouldn’t wear traditional clothes. Whatever the culture.
8. A ska kolotisa dibiri (beers) ha a chaile Don’t loan on beers when broke/low on the budget.
10. No BEE/Tender conversation.
11. NO… ‘when I was still at varsity’ this and that*
12. Monna wa sehlotho le ditedu. *dont know what sehlotho is* ditedu (beard) so no beard.
13. Monna wa Society especially sa UNIFORM. Men who goes to social clubs and they wear uniform.
14. Wa underwear tsa di-animal prints Animal print underwear. Men with animal print underwear.
16. Wa Brentwood especially e mustard in colour.
17. A ska kenya di ring tse tletseng letsogo especially tsa copper. He must not have copper rings and they must not fill your whole finger*hides*
21.. A ska jiva o kare o ko jika-majika. He must not dance like its a dance competition
22. He must not tell me that “when they were still in exile”.
23. He must not tell me hore yena ke ‘shop steward’ ko mosebetsing or anything to do le union.
24. A ke batle monna o jang chappies, a be a etsa ballon He must not eat bubble gum and blow it up in a bubble.
25. Sorry ka o tsamayang ka UNO, a kampane yaba pedestrian No UNO (car) rather be a pedestrian.
26. A ke batle ho bona wa setlhako se tony red. No tony red shoe
27. Ke tlhoile monna wa hempe ya Geogie Zamdela ya floral No floral shirts like Georgy on Isidingo. SABC3 (South Africa)
31. Monna wa borukhu ba three quarter Men with three quarter pants
35. Monna wa go ikgonya dinko “dikonkwane” mo gare ga batho o ferosa dibete! Men who picks his nose in public. Its disgusting.
36. Monna yo o sa itlotseng fa a fetsa go tlhapa, o thole maoto a le masetlha ekare o tswa go disa. Men who do not put on lotion, ashy feet, like he has been in the kraal, or the cattle like herders.
37. If you spend most of your time driving, it doesn’t mean gore o se ka wa reka ditlhako, o phele o apere setlhako se se shokameng/fedileng …You must not buy new shoes, don’t wear shoes that you’ve exhausted.
38. Monna wa marago a makima le di- curve, kganthe mosadi ke mang? Men with bigger curves, rear, who’s the women if you’re going to look like that.
39. Monna yo o dulang a omanya / complaina okare mosadi…Eish! Men who are always complaining like women.
40. Monna yo o sa tlhapeng ekare ba rile go nale dikwena mo metsing…Vuilpop! There’s nothing like monna o tlamegile go nkga! Sies! Men who don’t bath/shower, there’s no water monster. There’s nothing as disgusting as a guy who hasn’t bathed/showered
41. Monna a jang ice cream ya cone in public, a nnetse go ntsha leleme mo ntle, its unattractive! Men who eats ice-cream in a cone, on a stick in public, and takes out his tongue.
42. Monna o itshasang SADIE roll on Men who uses the SADIE roll-on.
43. Monna wa waslap e drawing makhanda/diball Men with a wash cloth with soccer balls on 44. Monna o jang ice guava ko tropong, o kreye a ithubaganya le mabota or le dipala gore e nne loose. Men who eats the ice lollipop in town (guava/ orange, whatever) and smashes it against the wall so that it melts and he can continue sucking on it.
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